If she doesn’t know what this is, she’s too young for you.
I was looking at some photos and I can’t stop laughing at this one
"the things i have seen"
Conner: “Shhh it’ll be over soon…”
Pirates are not born; they are made out of God’s tears and the devil’s fury.
― Shannon L. Alder, Never or Forever
Heart surgeon after 23-hour (successful) lung heart transplantation. His assistant is sleeping in the corner
saw this in the national geographic best 100, this was my favourite
I can never not reblog this pic
President Barack Obama at the White House Correpondents’ Dinner.
OBAMA HAS TOTALLY STOPPED GIVING A FUCK AND IT’S THE GREATEST THING I’VE EVER SEEN
this shit was brutal
If he wasn’t the President he would make a killer stand-up comedian
That smile at the end though holy sass master
we work in the dark
to serve the light
we are assassins